Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Stranded in the Heat N' Skinwalkin' Slang

Amazing things are on the rise in my life peeps..Who would have known the heat in Arizona could make me want to bath in ice water and who would have known my "again"busted Audi would leave me stranded in St George. Final opinion and conclusion... gather up all the swear words in the world and combine them into "SHIT" its definatley deserved.
Audi + me = broke down
Arizona + me = Get the hell out
I know it may be disappointing to hear to some but hold on'.. heat is awsome, too much heat not so awsome. I really do appreciate Utah mornings and evenings more now that I ventured into the off beaten swells of the Arizonian oven. Bullhead city..eat shit
Yay for Germany.. could it possibly be that Hitler is back from the grave and in the Audi manifacturing business. I believe so.. Although its just my speculation these chisle faced, over engineering foreigners have found a damn good way to screw with my life.. Germany..eat shit, Audi..eat shit too.
There it is out and I can breathe. With the conclusion of one nasty week always comes the start to an amazing new one.. " I Learned A New Word" well its in high debate to the authenticity of actual grammar or if I have been subject to some Vernalish slang.. (Swig..or Swigg) either way you spell it it still ranks in an 8 on the bad ass wierd word scale. So Swig on Swigs its the Swiggin' new swig to swig too. (huh) yeah I dont understand it either but who cares. Its best just to ask Cami. Skinwalkers..yikes anyone heard of these lil jewels. To be completly honest I wish I wouldnt have maybe I would have slept last night and not woke up wondering if there is a beastly shaped creature ready to steal my soul or what ever they do.. "Google That Shit" I was told and I suggest everyone else do the same.. Its a good read and a horrible night.
-bean-

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